Santa's Lil' Helper - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Emerald Cooking for a crowd requires

Cooking for a crowd requires the dead-eyed calm of someone who stopped caring three Thanksgivings ago

I said go home

Bowling advice in cursive next to a 1950s church league lady is grandma casually dropping something filthy at Thanksgiving dinner

Hand is already filing an injunction

Santa's Lil' Helper - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Emerald Cooking for a crowd requiresElves leaning against whiskey bottles like old drinking buddies tells you everything about what "helper" really means in December. Santa gets the credit, but whiskey is the one actually getting you through the in law dinner. The Details: A vintage hand drawn illustration depicts a grinning elf in a green outfit, red belt, red and white striped stockings, and pointed hat, leaning against an oversized amber whiskey bottle labeled "WHISKEY" with a cork