Charlie Don't Surf - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Arched distressed cream block text

Arched distressed cream block text reads "BAY CITY BEAVERS" above a vintage hand-drawn cartoon beaver mascot in cream ink

Carrying a watermelon gets you into places no resort pamphlet would ever advertise

Stacked light blue text below reads "ILLINOIS-MISSOURI LEAGUE" and "CLASS D BASEBALL CLUB

and a gray sole plate

Charlie Don't Surf - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Arched distressed cream block textKilgore's beach recon priorities rank wave height above enemy positions, which is either visionary leadership or clinical insanity. Either way, the surf report comes with napalm. Inspired by Apocalypse Now. The Details: An orange circular sun backdrop silhouettes palm trees and a military helicopter in flight. A surfer rides teal blue waves below the tropical scene. Stenciled text reads "CHARLIE" in orange above "DON'T SURF" in distressed teal