WWJBD - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL Arched distressed white text reads

Arched distressed white text reads "MY GRIEF COUNSELOR DIED

Inspired by the infamous events from Die Hard

Ordering the Old 96er is less a dinner choice and more a hostage negotiation between Chet's pride and his digestive system

a candygram is still ticking

WWJBD - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL Arched distressed white text readsMoral guidance from a guy who paid the Pork Chop Express off hauling mystical cargo is surprisingly reliable. Just remember, it's all in the reflexes. Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: A digital illustration of Jack Burton depicts him with a flowing mullet and white tank top, holding a TEC 9 upright over his right shoulder. Large white block letters read "WWJBD" below. Distressed pink text reads "WHAT WOULD JACK BURTON DO?"