Instant Pirate Just Add Rum - Unisex Tank Top 3amigos1 A golden-yellow rectangular banner below

A golden-yellow rectangular banner below contains black hand-lettered text reading "1229 ALHAMBRA BLVD

Accepting you rank below warm bread and cheese is the first honest thing most people ever do

Napoleon got a waterslide and history got a pep rally

vintage texture throughout the lettering

Instant Pirate Just Add Rum - Unisex Tank Top 3amigos1 A golden-yellow rectangular banner belowRum's transformation of a regular person into a pirate has a better success rate than most self help programs. Somewhere around drink three, the accent kicks in and the decorative oar at Applebee's becomes loot. The Details: Distressed white text reads "INSTANT" in an arched layout above a detailed skull wearing a tricorn hat with a small skull and crossbones emblem, jaw open, bandana across the forehead, flanked by two crossed cutlasses behind and