Where My Hose At? - Unisex Tank Top Size:2XL Golden-yellow italic serif text at

Golden-yellow italic serif text at the bottom reads "If you can't take a joke

Distressed golden-yellow text reads "SHOOTER McGAVIN'S" across the top

Large white serif text reads "It Is Rocket Science" over a smaller attribution line reading "— Aerospace Engineer

Suburban gathering spots rarely had that kind of gravity

Where My Hose At? - Unisex Tank Top Size:2XL Golden-yellow italic serif text atFirefighters spent decades being America's most wholesome profession just for a homophone to undo all of it. Asking where the hose is at hits different when you're pointing like a 1950s propaganda poster at last call. The Details: White lowercase bold sans serif text on the left reads "where my hose at?" beside a white stencil art portrait of a firefighter in a traditional helmet marked "1," pointing forward. Both elements are rendered in a vintage