Beach, Please! - Unisex T-Shirt Color:True Royal Addressing the French National Assembly

Addressing the French National Assembly with the confidence of a kid who just made varsity is peak San Dimas energy

Small spaced-out golden-yellow serif text reads "WRITTEN AND" above "DIRECTED BY" in a distressed vintage style

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Golden-yellow etching-style illustration of a stacked pancake plate topped with butter and dripping syrup sits between wide-spaced serif capitals reading "BREAK FAST" and "ANY TIME

Beach, Please! - Unisex T-Shirt Color:True Royal Addressing the French National AssemblyPunctuation invented plausible deniability, and a single comma is out here doing more legal work than most defense attorneys. A distressed vintage sunset just means you've been telling people off at the beach since 1987. The Details: Distressed white cursive script reading "Beach, Please!" overlays a retro circular scene. A golden orange sun disc fills the upper portion with horizontal pink striped bands at the bottom, and a black silhouetted palm