Are You a Beaver? Cuz Dam - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Athletic Heather Hoping both teams have fun

Hoping both teams have fun is the emotional equivalent of bringing a salad to a barbecue

but blaming Lincoln High for the damage is an entirely different level of survival instinct

Swapping coffee for beer in a donut shop logo is the most honest rebranding in American history

Roller skating in a sport coat is the 1950s equivalent of wearing a blazer to a pool party

Are You a Beaver? Cuz Dam - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Athletic Heather Hoping both teams have funBeavers engineered entire ecosystems out of sticks and mud, and their reward is becoming the worst pickup line at every dive bar in America. Dropping a letter from "damn" is apparently all the plausible deniability you need to wear a dirty joke to brunch. The Details: Dark brown groovy lowercase text reads "are you a beaver?" above a detailed hand drawn engraving style illustration of a beaver perched on a pile of logs and branches. Dark brown rounded